ponce

generally is a man who lacks manly features
2). a weak, effeminate or homosexual man.

u weak little sissy ponce.

by bigpussy3000 September 15, 2018

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Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole

Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!

by Watford for the league June 1, 2019

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ponce-ificate

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.

żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...

by Putin's little helper May 13, 2018

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ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"

by The Mossfish July 9, 2016

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