pooptition

a pooptition is a political poop user

johnny: bro did you see that bob became the new pooptition
ligma: what the fuck is a pooptition bitch
johnny: a political poop user you dumbass
ligma: fuck you

by ur kinda,,,, September 30, 2021

Dirty Politician

When you promise a girl no butt-stuff but you surprise her with anal anyways because you know she wants it.

“What ever happen to you and Lauren?”

“Gave her the ole Dirty Politician, lets make anal great again!”

by Redblossom January 5, 2019

messiah politicians

A term used to describe grandiose politicians who consider themselves saviors and expect all of their constituents to kneel at the altars of their perversely pious and pseudo-religious claptrap that is clearly designed to keep their authoritarian leadership dreams intact and growing.

Well let’s see, “Who exactly are the messiah politicians?” you may ask as you can’t help but immediately visualize the barely controlled explosive rage on the ruddy faces of Rick and Donald!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2023

politician

A person who can talk for hours and never say anything.

little shit: I'm going to be a politician when I grow up
-what?

by RagnavokeSA May 15, 2013

Honest politician

My personal favourite mythical creature

The honest politician was said to be found in wester Europe

by Mc gazer October 18, 2015

The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

by Tom912 February 20, 2009

politician

An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole

by Eric Kemp August 13, 2007