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"people change their minds when they find themselves needing the police". They've got us over a barrel cos the state has smashed mutual support networks and then makes everyone go to the state on its own terms, in which case we're then supposed to feel grateful to the bastards whose fault it is that we "need" them in the first place. If cops were doing such a good job, there wouldn't be any crime so we wouldn't "need" to call them at all. All societies with states have high crime rates whereas primitive societies had no crime even though there were no cops. Anyway, if you happen to need help, you're as likely as not to be told to piss off or even beaten up yourself for being a troublemaker - e.g. Asians in Oldham, UK reported race attacks and firebombings by Nazis, cops turned up and started beating Asians. Then there's an uprising and all the bloody morons come out shrieking cos people were fighting the cops. All this about the cops being useful is fucking bullshit.
All these excuses are a pile of wank.
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POLICE - extremely dedicated indivuals who protect and serve our commuities. Enforce societies norms and laws. Also, trained in life saving techniques in case of life threatning emergency.
The Police serve us selflessly to protect us from ourselves most often. dui's dwi's drugs guns fights robbery assaults etc....

Anyone having a problem with the law in most cases have a problem with society, and should refer their anger at the legislature who actually make the laws they like to break so much.

so keep ridin dirty and keep me busy ;)
by The-Enforcer December 10, 2008
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oh shit i just killed someone!

nah he was a police officer
let me know when you kill a roach then i might give a fuck

oh ok cool i'm a hero
by totheA September 23, 2008
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People who steal doughnuts and coffee, and doesn't arrest themselves for stealing things... like your mom's husband's balls.
Uh oh... they after me! Me drunk, and me must run from police.
by Rufus3000 April 14, 2004
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the ass munch who sticks his jimmy stick up his butt hole
by pablo February 13, 2003
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State force who are in charge of making sure people obey the law. Sadly this is a low paying job, and you’ll often get spit at for absolutely no logical reason.
Often hated by drug addicts or teenagers who are 14 years old and are already drinking vodka.
—“The police just confiscated all of my drugs, they’re a bunch of retards
+”That’s what you get for being a drug addict.”
by Only true definitions November 24, 2019
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The thing that never shows up quite on time when someone needs it.
Where are the police?
You know how it goes, they'll show up at the last second when everything is just about over.
by Headladn June 27, 2014
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