Poke

The Facebook finger-fuck

Only poke your friends if they have a tight pussy.

by Jebus914 September 23, 2011

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 07, 2004

Poke

A hybrid composed of a pun and a joke. Usually very corny and very cliche.

Joe: "Hey, Luke! Check out my new guitar pic!"

Luke: "Why you gotta be so PICKY, Joe??? HAHAHAHA"

Joe: "...Nice poke, Luke."

by CourtJester09 June 15, 2007

poke

Short for the cow-pokes (cowboys) of the Oklahoma State University.

Also, the bitch of the Texas Longhorns

damn, that poke got pwnd by Derrick Johnson.

by CorporationX May 26, 2004

poke

To stab someone

This nigga keeps fuckin wit me, ima pull my shank out and poke him

by Da Candy Man November 02, 2003

poke

-verb: hurting someone's feelings (usually unintentionally).

I don't want to poke them but they are getting on my nerves.

He was poking me by giving me dirty looks.

What you said about my friend really pokes.

My professor poked me by not giving me an A on that final.

She poked my heart with her negative words.

by paopao89 May 05, 2009

Poke

verb: shorthand slang for having sex in the back seat of an Audi, getting pregnant, and then having a partial birth abortion

Brenda got poked today.

by Lopa February 06, 2004