Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.

Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."

by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

Pidgeotroll

1. When a pidgeon shits on someone in public.

2. When your car gets covered in pidgeon shit.

3. A tyrannic despot who believe he is god over the i-wrestling world. If anyone stand up to him, or critizises him in any way, he will hunt down and brutally slay this person. He got his power by stealing from others, and gathering a cult of mindless drones who believe every word he utters. He is the co-founder of iTNA.

You dare think I am not the greatest thing that has ever happened to this world? Curse you, heathen, I, the great Pidgeotroll, shall destroy you and get rid of the evidence.

by Satoshi-kun March 8, 2012

poggercide

when a twitch streamer commits suicide

guy 1: bro did you hear about (streamer)
guy 2: no what happened
guy 1: he committed poggercide

guy 2: damn...

by yeet this hoe July 22, 2020

Podgergeist

Many believe the ‘podgergeist’ to be a mythical and disgusting creature from ages past.

Legend has it that a long time ago in a suburb far far away a young lady happened upon a magical elixir…
She was promised that with this elixir that she would be filled with the confidence to tackle all of her wildest dreams…
However not all went to plan as she drank litre after litre of the sweet tasting nectar…
Before long she transformed from a well adjusted young lady into a bitter and twisted soulless creature obsessed with finding and consuming more and more wonderful elixir… She is said to walk the streets of Sunnyshine with a dazed and confused look upon her face, mumbling something about a long lost love of hers named ‘Stephen’…

Then again it could all just be a work of fiction, thought up by the authorities to frighten youngsters away from this magical elixir…

I might just get up from bed for a glass of water… Holy crap what just walked through my front garden??? Phew, it’s a cat… For a second I thought it was the dreaded Podgergeist stumbling through the bushes looking for her teeth!!!

by Mick my mate October 3, 2007

plodge

"To paddle or wade in water."

"Ah went to the beach for a plodge in the sea up to me knees but didn't bother coz the watter was too cad (cold) for plodging."

Common usage in NE England dialect.

by worryem September 11, 2014

Pogey

Slang for Employment Insurance or Welfare. Derived from the Scottish word "pogie" which means workhouse. A workhouse being a place in the 1500's where beggars, children and others unable to support themselves were sent to work and in turn be taken care of.

"Fuck working all winter, im just gonna go on pogey like everyone else"

by outaliner January 23, 2009

Pidge

A term popularized by non-gendered Americans used to address each other casually.

Synonym for Dude or Chick that is not gender specific.

Girl: Whaddup pidge? Is that a new sweatshirt?
They: Yes it is, does it look good on me?

by DebSlave April 20, 2018