Mad Plumber's Disease

noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

Plumber's Hand

A dry, coarse vagina. Having sex with this woman feels like having a plumber give you a handjob.

Sally's Plumber's Hand gave my penis a rash.

by Plumber's Hand Victim January 8, 2009

ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes

Steven is an ass plumber.

by I love daniel April 4, 2003

bung plumber

The active male homosexual.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a thtudly bung plumber!

by sbo April 27, 2011

plumlee

A stacked hoe who's been around the hood.

That bitch got a rack like a plumlee.

by Hogue January 21, 2007

plumber

One who fixes or repairs pipes. Plumber has a "b" in it because pipes were originally made of lead, (lead seemed a logical choice at the time, because of its resiliancy against rust... then people discovered what lead poisening was, and rust no longer seemed so bad!) and lead's abbreviation on the periodic table is pb (derived from its latin name).

Plumbers are given little respect, but we wouldn't want to try to live without them.

by bandcampgirl183 October 1, 2005

Sneaky Plumber

As a male and feamle are partaking in anal sex, prior to ejaculating he pulls out and shoves a plunger up the females ass

kaytee was complaining that kevins dick was too small to satisfy her so he thought the only way to get back at her was....BAM hit her with a sneaky plumber

by jimmy balls December 21, 2006