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clam peeper

After excessive use of cocaine, you find yourself in a huge pile of dirty laundry, trying to blend yourself in with it with your forearms crossing your face because you are beyond paranoid and think that the police are coming to get you! You unlock your forearms like a clam opening its shell to peep out to check for the police then close them to re-blend yourself into your pile of dirty laundry! See also "peeper"!
Dawg #1: Walks into Dawg #2's nasty ass apartment, "Yo,you here"? (no answer). Dawg walks around in the nastiness of the house!

Dawg #2: "Yo"! Dawg #1 hear's Dawg #2's voice but can't find him. Suddenly the pile of dirty laundry begins to move.

Dawg #1: "What the hell! You look like a clam peeping out of its shell, you wigged out clam peeper"!

Dawg #2: "Fuck off man, the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "You're really fucked up man. Get your ass outta that pile of dirty laundry. You have a pair of skidded underwear wrapped around your face"!

Dawg #2: "Nah, really man the cops are coming for me"!

Dawg #1: "I'm outta here"!
by Dee N. Wyatt March 12, 2007
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creeper peeper

Someone creepy who spies on other people through their windows, or in locations where they are not fully clothed such as the beach, also known in the past as a "peeping tom".
"Ew those guys at the beach were staring so much! What creeper peepers."
by l to the enzo July 5, 2006
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peepers

A digital camera, especially when obtained before one's sibling gets one.
Saboowho's peepers really makes her brother Jon jealous.
by glimmmer June 29, 2004
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Geezer Pleezer

a ual stimulant for old people, i.e. viagra, cialis, etc.
the old fart took his geezer pleezer and rode his wife all night long.
by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005
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peeper

when u have a little pimple on your pee pee and it hurts to pop it.
Carl: Dude why is he limping so much?
Greg: oh man, he went to china and had some yellow pussy and he got peeper.
Carl: damn Chings (like Jenna)
by your moms name May 9, 2005
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Peeper

A person you visit regularly to have sex, mostly anal and oral. You do not necessarily like the person, and may not even know their name, you just like the sex.
I have to visit my peeper tonight.
by Ashley-Parker November 16, 2006
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peeper

when you have to go to the bathroom so bad it's about to come out.
i've got to go bad!! i've got a peeper.
by heyward nalley May 9, 2006
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