parma john cheese

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

by John Cheese Meluch June 1, 2019

Parman

A name derived from the Latin word Parvus, which means 'small'.
Often given to people who are tall. Very ironic

-Person: Hey Parman!
-Parman: Ja
-Person: Thank you well
-Parman: *stares*

by myfriendsaredead May 31, 2010

Pharaoh Fuck

In BDSM, the ultimate power-trip sexual position for the alpha male. Named after the Egyptian pharaohs, who were worshipped as livings gods, and also because of the triangle shape of the sexual position; the top of the pyramid being the leading man’s penis. The position requires 4 people - an alpha male, a submissive girl, and two submissive males. The act consists of the two submissive males lying on the floor, on their backs, usually with only their heads protruding from underneath the foot of a bed, looking straight up. The female will kneel on the bed with her face down and ass up ready to be taken from behind. The alpha male stands barefoot on the faces of the two submissive males (one foot on each face; heels to foreheads) while fucking the submissive girl from behind. The stance signifies the alpha male's undisputed dominance over other males and his mastery of women. The feeling of the faces of other people under your feet, being used as your floor and fuck mat, while a submissive girl obediently presents herself for your pleasure is the ultimate power trip – you’re now a living god.

You two, down on the floor, you on the bed. I feel the need for a pharaoh fuck.

by chattelslave September 2, 2011

Parmative

Another way of saying “condoms” or “sex toys” without the little shit kids knowing what you’re talking about. Basically, any item that has the intended purpose of being used in sexual intercourse.

Hey pal, I got some parmatives for ya to use on that redhead tonight!

by TheFallsBoi March 18, 2019

Pharaoh

The central figure in the ancient Egyptian state. Believed to be an earthly manifestation of the gods, he used his absolute power to maintain the safety and prosperity of Egypt.

The Egyptian state centered on the king, often known by the New Kingdom term pharaoh, from an Egyptian phrase meaning "palace."

by HistoryNerd94 December 26, 2010

Phish Pharming

When your Risk Management department starts phishing the company in an effort to develop job security or increase their perceived relevance.

I didn't really get phished much until Risk and Compliance started Phish Pharming us every few days.

by Jaydeo April 25, 2019

ted leo and the pharmacists

great great great band.

Me: hey, did you hear the ted leo and the pharmacist's song, me and mia, or where have all the rude boys gone?
him: nope.
Me: really? well, you should
him: why?
Me; because they are great, wonderful, and even orgasmic.

by Hannah November 29, 2004