Permanately

An adverb to describe something that lasts until the end of September. Specifically relates to September. Not to be confused with any other word.

Blondie: “Hey gal, can you wake me up when September ends?”

Petal: “Sure thing, I’ll put you to sleep permanately, yeah?”

Blondie: “Yes please! See you in October!”

Petal: “Sure thing baby boo, lost my virginity to a fairground ride by the way!!”

Blondie: “Oh.... okay...”

by UndeadGuard September 1, 2020

Permanent Dust Collector

A sex toy you spent too much money on, that you didn't like after you tried, so it sits there collecting dust because you can't sell it.

"I wasted money on a permanent dust collector."

by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015

permanant shocker

When everything that happens to you in day to day life is an absolute shocker.

'You've had an absolute shocker' There for the the term permanant shocker or (perma shock)

by Luke Manley March 17, 2016

Permanent suitcase

A way for women to code name their vaginas for concealing drugs at the drop of a dime.

Him: put that shit in here
Her: hell naw... I don't know what you are doing but nigga I got a permanent suitcase... I ain't going and neither are you

by Livin4loyalty April 3, 2022

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018