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Perez Mouse

The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.
I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.
by RU55IAN December 22, 2010
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braydon perez

the most complex but interesting nice guy you'll ever meet
he is sometimes a little blunt and gloomy but he is caring and even goofy at times but he has something about him

that makes him look like and anime boy while he acts like he hates it he prolly likes the name a bit
and on top of that he has a story of himself that he doesn't like to talk about which isn't helping his case with that anime thing ;)
braydon perez
damn he is cute...
wait i thought anime characters were just in show's
by brbrbrbr November 29, 2017
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David Perez

This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.
Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame

Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky

Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams
mugGet the David Perezmug.

Luke Perez

Someone stop that fucking luke perez he's eating all the crayons again.
by Dick Destroyer March 22, 2017
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David Perez

This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.
Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame

Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky

Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams
mugGet the David Perezmug.

Perez Verdia

The best last name one could have. If you think you are successful a Perez Verdia is double that. They have a great following both in life and social media, a Perez Verdia is probably TikTok famous or a true artists and an inspiration to the world. Although a Perez Verdia is a star they’re very humble and down to earth. If you want to go out with a Perez Verdia you will have to give your all and be comfortable dating a famous person. A Perez Verdia is caring, funny, understating and loves to hang out with people and make others laugh.
That’s so Perez Verdia of you, no wonder you are successful

I wish I was part of the Perez Verdia family

Perez Verdias are not made they are born like that
by Raul005 December 30, 2021
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marcus perez

Marcus Perez is an insanely good beatboxer/viner. The beats that come from this guys mouth are unbelievable. Sadly, no one remembers him anymore:-(
by #Gurllikeme September 9, 2020
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