A good hearted country boy that just wants to sit down and fuck a truck. He tends to say the n-word but with an A at the end because he’s the coolest cat around. He wants a good country chick that requires absolutely no attention ever so she stays out of his way and doesn’t bother him. Ben Pennings tends to not be the brightest, but he’s a good old hard working American boy.
“Man I aspire to be a ben penning’ when I grow up”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
“Watch ur ladies friends around that Ben pennings”
by CrispyK May 20, 2020
Get the ben pennings mug.After you turn in your application for early decision you are accepted, denied or defered. When you are defered you have to wait tell march to here from that school so you application status is pending. Basically its there as cruel and unusual punishment. As your friends get in your application continues to say Pending. When you are supposed to here sometime in march and its the 21st and you havent heard yet, pending becomes the worst word in the dictionary.
Your application status: Pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.
Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK
John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.
Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK
John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending
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a blow job where the girl/guy has a tongue ring or stud giving the recipient a totally different feeling then a regular blowjob
by pursedog96 May 7, 2011
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During sexy times last night, the male prostitute had to please both a man and a woman....so he used his peninga!
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Get the Penningtonized mug.That chick last night was so flexible. I mean, she invented positions I didn't know were possible. No wonder she's patten pending.
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