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pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.
Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.
by 914D April 21, 2013
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Pencil Fuck

A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.
Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.
by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013
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panchiko

a british dream pop/indie rock band founded in 1997.

they released their first ep/demo d>e>a>t>h>m>e>t>a>l in 2000, sending it out to record labels without success, eventually going their separate ways. until a user on 4chan found a copy of d>e>a>t>h>m>e>t>a>l, sharing the songs, now with a bad case of disc rot due to it being 16 years old at the time.

though people were initially skeptical about the origins of the ep, people from 4chan and discord were able to come into contact with three of the four members of panchiko, shaun, owain and andy, with the drummer john being absent. they were able to confirm the story people were being told.

eventually the band reformed and from what we know, they’re working on new songs. for panchiko, the future seems bright
panchiko makes kickass music, you should listen to them
by jKamat May 10, 2021
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grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.
yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!
by bomb city April 29, 2008
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Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!
"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"
by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009
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Math Pencils

High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.
I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!

Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!
by #1 Senatator of All Time February 1, 2018
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Pencil Test

The Pencil Test is a test to determine if a woman needs a bra or not.

If the woman can hold a pencil under her Breast without dropping it, then they fail the test and therefore need a bra.
Drew Barrymore should of tried the Pencil Test before the 2006 Grammy Awards. She would of failed it, and then she would of known that she should've worn one.
by Quick Reply January 19, 2006
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