Ravi Patel

Absolute victim of life, general bellend but can be funny at times. Wonky glasses and a bit of a spastic but overall a nice dude.

"Not Jesus Christ, it's Ravi Patel"

by Geoman2 May 16, 2018

Hiral Patel

just another patel to add to the list.

you know another saturday night strollin through the phone book when i reach the P's i finally find patel so im scrollin through and i was baffeled that i seen 50 patels in the area. i was like yo weed up?

by steve October 28, 2003

samir patel

An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.

Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.

by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008

Lana Patel

A bitch that breaks guys hearts. She baits you into liking her and seeming like a perfect woman and then just DESTROYS your mentality.

"Lana Patel broke my heart."

by kiddokiddie January 11, 2019

Patel Gafoor

An imaginary alias that can be used to cover up something.

When you get caught fucking your professor's daughter.

Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor

by Patel Gafoor December 26, 2022

kamel patel

the shittest math teacher to ever live, had the personality of a chair

Scott -"wow that guy was such a shit math teacher"

Ash - "yeah i know right! he didn't even mark the test!"

Scott - "What a kamel patel!"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) March 6, 2020

Mr Patel

the scientific mandem

Albert Einstein was tryna be Mr Patel

by Yogesh's friend January 12, 2023