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The Patel Effect 

Becoming nose-blind to a particular smell usually due to familiarity with or prolonged exposure to them. Just like Rover from Rover's Morning Glory's childhood friend Patel. Patel's house reeked of curry, but he was not aware of the pungent stank occupying his home. He was oblivious to the fact that basically everything within a 5 mile radius of his house smelled of the aromatic spice. Also known as Odor fatigue or Olfactory adaption.
Jeffrey was confident he could wear his outfit for one more day. However, The Patel Effect prevented him from realizing the truth that he smelled like a daycare's diaper bin.
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Kanhai Patel 

A stinky monkey, smells really bad and is awful at cricket. Has a tiny cock.
That guy is a real Kanhai Patel, what a cunt.
Kanhai Patel by pooopkanhai July 10, 2022

Dirty Patel 

You are doing a girl in the 5 hole (arse) -- you pull out and stick your finger(s) in to scoop some shite out and apply to the forehead of the girl -- as a bindi.

Once done, you throw your hands up in victory, because you have made the girl a Dirty Patel.
First I showed her my Dirty Patel, then I made sure she joined the club.
Dirty Patel by Patelinator6969 September 11, 2004

Rohan Patel 

Rohan Patel; often reffered to Blohan Patel or just Blohan. He was caught sucking james hookers cock in a tent. Archie Mawley was the culprit who say this.
Yo ma nigga from jaffa land did you see Rohan Patel

yeh he gay af bruh. fuck blohan

Dr Patel 

Every doctor in the whole world has met one. Definitely is brown. Has no degree in doctoring and gets his mum to wank him off
Wow, that doctor looks like a Dr Patel
Dr Patel by Eggsontoast123 January 3, 2019

vaani patel 

a girl who eats everything she sees from hearts to lead
girl 1: eat this

vaani patel : yessir

harsh patel

By all means a hoe, or rather all harsh patel's are in-fact whores of some degree
person 1: wow look at that hoe
person 2: Oh you mean that Harsh Patel?
harsh patel by nosvns January 8, 2017