paranormal investigator

A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences

i thought my house may be haunted so i called a paranormal investigator

by FightinIrish July 10, 2005

Platano

Spanish for Plantain, a starchy relative to the banana that's used in carribean cooking. Never eaten raw.

In the southwest US, this the word used to describe ordinary Bananas.

Also used as an insult to refer to Dominicans, especially to call someone a "come platano" (platano eater).

Platanos are good when sliced into chips and fried.

Pedro Martinez is a Platano.

Sammy Sosa es un "come platano".

"In Santo Domingo, all that grew was platanos so that's all we ate. We ate platanos with sugar for breakfast, platanos at lunch, and platanos for dinner."

by h0mi May 28, 2004

paranoia

Pretending to wash your hands when nobody else is even in the men's room.

by auaiomrn April 1, 2003

ParanoidB

The finest Drongo in the lands plus he can rip dvds! Craze!

(@ParanoidB) lemme talkjt my drunken sluir to him

by readerr0r January 25, 2004

Palanoia

pal·a·noi·a (pal-uh-noi-uh)

Contraction: Palringo/Paranoia

A mental disorder characterized by the baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others on the Instant Messenger Application: Palringo. Usually due to the baseless and excessive behaviour OF OTHERS ON THE APPLICATION PALRINGO! B*STARDS! I KNOW YOU HATE ME!

Example:

Jane: Hey john, do you wanna see my boobs?

John: STFU Simon I know it's you on ur free Palringo!

Jane: dude, palanoia much?

by O to the G - oldgreggggggg December 31, 2011

paranoia

When you do something naughty about 1-7 meters away from a teacher, depending on the circumstance, and you have no idea if they saw/heard you. It’s like paranoid schizophrenia on crack. You want to turn around and see if they saw. But you can’t. You're just stuck there, frozen. Your mates are telling you "sir is behind you!" and you’re just thinking about the punishment from this. You think about all your life choices leading up to this very situation. Then your heart sinks and you feel butterflies. Nearly fainting, you awkwardly, anonymously walk away slowly. He didn’t see you. You know he didn’t. But we do this anyway.

Jamal: fuck

Jimmy: bro miss yeet is behind you

Jamal: *extreme paranoia*

Jimmy: bro he's a gonner. Hes got paranoia. No coming from that now.

Can we get an F in the chat for Jamal there.

by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020

kako patako

A word used to describe when someone goes poo in the garbage. e.g kaka in the trash. So when I need to poo in the garbage I go "damn i really need to go kako patako rn"

Andrea: Hey, did you see Maia's instagram caption.
Emma: yea, wtf does kako patako mean?
Hayley: It means she really had to poo in the garbage.

by pooforlunch April 21, 2018