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paris hilton by Zeebo the Barber November 9, 2006
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OMG, it's a Paris Hilton! She cant even get the colored macaroni threaded on that string! She's eating them! Her mouth is all blue!! She has no talent!
paris hilton by oiw October 9, 2006
paris hilton
1. To be a whore
2. To be talentless and almost utterly useless to society
3. Aids in keeping the US economy up in tabloid sales
2. To be talentless and almost utterly useless to society
3. Aids in keeping the US economy up in tabloid sales
paris hilton by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006
paris hilton
I would kill for Paris Hilton's money and fame but if I would rather shoot myself in the head than having her face.
paris hilton by Paris is fugly March 15, 2008
paris hilton
A pathetic excuse for a human, much less for an aristocrat. A scrawny, towheaded, false-tanned, attention-grabbing imbecile who defecates all over her dignity in order to be noticed.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.
A vapid run-of-the mill dyed-blonde bimbo who can't even speak her own language properly, is famous simply for her family's money and for her sex-life (as well as for her so-called "beauty"), has not done a thing to earn her fame and does not deserve a penny of her fortune.
A failed abortion/miscarriage who gulps and bathes in the semen of the pitifully desperate males who find her attractive enough to screw, has no respect for herself (much less for those of lower social status), is an absolute redneck, and can insert a redwood log into her gaping vagina.
And those who claim that Paris Hilton's detractors are "gelous/jalous/jellous" (the correct spelling being "jealous"), what is there to be jealous of? This mooching slut has money and "fame", yes, but where is her talent? Where is her dignity? Where is her intellect? She has none of these.
paris hilton by Lorelili November 12, 2006
Paris Hilton
Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.
The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.
Paris Hilton by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton is a waste of internal organs and oxygen. She is a stupid ass ho who has no talent whatsoever and deserves to burn in hell for all of eternity. The world would be a much better place if someone shot her dead. Her show the Simple Life annoys the hell out of me. It is incredible how someone can be so utterly stupid. Her looks are horrendous and she has the biggest nose in the history of humanity. She also looks stoned in all her pictures.
(the following was actually in a magazine)
"So, Paris, how was Europe?"
"Europe was like, awesome! Except everyone spoke French there."
I want to meet Paris Hilton so I can shoot her in the knees.
"So, Paris, how was Europe?"
"Europe was like, awesome! Except everyone spoke French there."
I want to meet Paris Hilton so I can shoot her in the knees.
Paris Hilton by mehhh157 August 15, 2006