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Pandemic Paradise

A minecraft server that goes by the name Pandemic Paradise where a lot of drama happens. Every time new staff is accepted in the team the more people become snowflakes. I myself regret spending 50 dollars on it. Lots of people got banned for saying the n word.
Person1: HEY! I just bought a rank on Pandemic Paradise!
Person 2: what a waste of money
by 7055 himself lol September 1, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

When everyone joins dating sites during a pandemic to try to get themselves some sex, whether out of boredom or desperation due to social distancing.
"I am gonna go swipe on bumble and see if I can get some pandemic pussy this month."
by sweetplum90 April 16, 2020
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Pandemic Ghost

The spirit of death that loves visiting the ICUs to usher departed wicked souls, who were not able to see their loved ones before their last heartbeat, to an even darker side of eternity, because their earthly deeds fall short of the criteria to entering heaven.
Most born-again Christians aren’t frightened of the pandemic ghost, because they know that their Savior and the angels are waiting for them at St. Peter’s Gate.
by MathPlus March 17, 2022
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Pandemic Zombie

A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.
"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."
by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 23, 2020
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pandemic props

Kudos for how youhandled” covid
“Awww,” says Panda. “Surely I qualify for pandemic props. I sang Yankee Doodle while scrubbing my hands, I sanitized all the Amazon packages, I traded my handmade cloth mask for a KN95, I swore off the multiplex, I barricaded my door…”
“Yes, Good One,” says Mouse. “You were virtuous. But you only baked bread that one time, and you didn’t master the technique Francaise.”
“Mama always bakes the paratha!” protests Panda. “You know that.”
"Maybe when the next SARS rolls around," says Mouse, "you'll have your opportunity to shine."
by Hifalutin! March 6, 2022
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Pandemic Pussy

Pandemic pussy is when your pussy has no interest in sex because of the Pandemic.
Not tonight, Hon. I have Pandemic Pussy.
by BlissG March 25, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

creds: @prestiones (tik tok)
by juulianna.b April 17, 2020
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