stink palm

n.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat), proceeding to shake another's hand.

tr. v.
stink palmed, stink palming

Came into common usage from the film Mall Rats.

The guy at the Quick-E-Mart was an asshole, so I stink palmed him.

If you really hate someone, give 'em the stink palm.

by The Immenent Eminent Sage December 10, 2004

Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.

I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".

by OliverS May 05, 2005

palm job

What's known as a hand job, but for women

"yo was up can i get a palm job?"
"hey i dont even know what that is."
"there is a website about it palmjobpj . org"

by Hot Blue May 05, 2015

Muffin Palm

When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.

Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.

by Elephant Raiden March 05, 2019

rusty palm

When you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I can’t get my rusty palm clean

by Wendover June 20, 2019

slack palmful

A large handful of something

Hey, Gretchen, you couldn't fetch me a slack palmful of eyelets?

by Zeta +Shaun January 14, 2008

Palm dickies

A woman who works in the adult industry who has dicks in her hand all day

Me and john at the club , he tells me the girls are really into him and I replied they just working , damn palm dickies .

by B-QUBED February 08, 2020