Cheese Packer

The act of anally penetrating a male, female, or any animal with an anus and violently having intercourse for approximately ten minutes, ejaculating in their anus, having anal intercourse again, ejaculating once more, and then licking the semen out of the rectal area.
James was called a Cheese Packer by his girlfriend Lisa because the had violent anal intercourse with her and the rabbit and licked the semen from them both.
by CoyleCassidyBrox3 June 16, 2011
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fudge packer

1. One of the many varying jobs of a usually underworked and underpaid Oompa Loompa. Fudgepacking is considered a very tedious job for a Oompa Loompa, involving them scurrying back and forth to pack the delicious Wonka Fudge into cardboard boxes.
Oompa Loompa 1: Goddammit, I've been assigned Fudgepacker today.
Oompa Loompa 2: When that nigga Wonka paying us anyways?
Oompa Loompa 1: He gives us cacao beans as payments remember?
Oompa Loompa 2: Well then fuck dat nigga!
by Droppin Knowledge August 21, 2005
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meat packer

someone who packs meat in his mouth/ass.
"look at that fag, he's a total meat packer"

by some12367 September 11, 2007
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fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.
by Phi January 15, 2004
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Fudge Packer

that boy is one dirty fudge packer
by andy October 24, 2003
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Corn Packer

Corn Packer is a derogatory term for a Gay Iowan
by HomophobiaSucks September 24, 2010
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Largo Packers

Largo High school, established in 1914 is well known for their athletics and not much else. Largo's sports teams are called the packers, this is because when the school was formed largo was largely a farming community and most of the students parents were workers at a citrus packing plant. So the team was named in their honor.

The best high shcool football team in the state of Florida. Known for a nearly exclusive Running game led by Brynn Harvey, who on average runs for 300 yards a game. Largo usually rapes their rival Clearwater High, but the rivalry going on since the 20s has resulted in very few Clearwater wins. Largo's other rival Seminole High led an amazing season in the late 70s but has since fizzled out and usually goes 2-8. It's well known amongst the county that Largo is unstoppable, so when ever a team goes against Largo they pretty-much mark that as a Loss.

In essence, the 300 Spartans would run away crying if they played the packers in football.
Clearwater student: Largo raped us, again!
Largo student: Why did you guys even show up?

Commentator: Largo just broke through (Your team here)'s defense for a touchdown. That would be the 12th time tonight.

Football Coach: We're going against the Packers tonight, lets try to score, but it we dont, hey, it's the Packers.

Leonidas: Tonight, we dine in hell!
Spartan: Why?
Leonidas: Cause we're playing the Largo Packers.
by Dan Lash October 26, 2007
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