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Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.
Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010
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Hush Present

A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.
Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!
by Hushqueen July 31, 2012
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past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.
That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?
by lankylegs November 13, 2013
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Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.
The future present exists and will come to pass.
by twohander June 4, 2017
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Prescriptive Relationship

Prescriptive comes from Prescribe: Latin, praescribere =

1. to write at the beginning, dictate, order;

2. to lay down a rule : DICTATE;

3. to lay down as a guide, direction, or rule of action : ORDAIN;

4. to specify with authority.

A prescriptive relationship, then, is a relationship in which a person or people create a set of rules governing the relationship before the people involved ever get into said relationship. These rules are often set up to define a relationship involving someone who is not even in existence yet and therefore cannot give his or her input into the relationship agreements.

By contrast, a descriptive relationship describes the relationship as it is at the time with input from all involved.
John and Mary have a prescriptive relationship. Even though John and Mary haven't met anyone they're interested in yet, they have decided beforehand that anyone they date will be female, in love with them both equally, single, will live no more than 10 miles away, will not call John by the nickname "bunnylips", will not eat with them at their favorite restaurant, and cannot ever listen to the song John and Mary danced to at their wedding while John and/or Mary are in the room with her. When they meet her, these rules are non-negotiable and she has no say in them.
by Joreth April 8, 2010
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Presea

TO AVOID SOMETHING. For example, in the song "lo que paso, pasó", it refers to the girl avoiding her man to be with someone else... the act of avoiding something. It is also a word commonly used in Puerto Rico while playing basketball.
Presea duro, tenemos que ganar este juego. "Guard hard, we need to win this game".
by DaN_X June 30, 2016
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Prescious

A sassy black woman who is known to be quiet and yet an extremely sweet person. Everyone listens to her when she speaks because what she is saying is intensly wise. She will make a wonderful orientation leader.
I wish I could be like Prescious because she is an amazing person.
by HP7grl August 19, 2011
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