A computing device you would hold in your fist. Included is any mobile computing device: calculator (the original), cell phones and mp3 players with texting and web access, smartphones, ect.
Standing in the auto parts store, I whipped out my fist-puter and found a great price for lube at the local super-store: back to the van!
by Fozzie Fozzmosis January 8, 2011
Get the fist-puter mug.This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.
People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.
There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.
Sypmtoms of being puterized:
- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world
People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.
There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.
Sypmtoms of being puterized:
- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world
Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."
Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."
Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized
Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized
Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."
Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized
Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized
by Caminojen May 20, 2011
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Get the puted mug.Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.
by CMore68058 March 29, 2010
Get the putes mug.a puter is not a computer at all, just add the com to it to call it that. A puter is slang for VAGINA.
by CaliCowboy September 28, 2010
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Get the puter mug.One who likes/has relationships with whores (putas). Closest thing in English would be whore monger.
El es un putero.
He is a whore monger.
He is a whore monger.
by mcnasty nastymc April 8, 2009
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