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does giving birth cause PTSD?

does giving birth cause PTSD? the question that many people ask. a question that can only be answered by the child at birth.
by BlueStripes March 18, 2019
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The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!
by Vinja August 1, 2016
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PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder)

When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder

PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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PTSD

This is an acronym for Pussy, Titties and Sucking Dick. Similar to Netflix and chill without Netflix.

PTSD is also a psychological and emotional Sex disorder that causes someone to believe that they are unable to cope with the demands without sex.
After the work, I want some PTSD

I haven't had sex for a long time, I have PTSD
by LivinLegend19 January 11, 2019
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Sex PTSD

Sex PTSD occurs when one keeps having flashbacks about the previous night sexual activities.
Man 1: I saw Victoria last night. I cant think straight.
Man 2: you have Sex PTSD
by Crashy873 July 12, 2018
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PTSD

PTSD: Pre Travel Stress Disorder. Commonly occurs among people before they travel
We’re traveling to France and my mom’s been having ptsd for the past week
by Frezmo February 9, 2019
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