A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
by ricemond December 3, 2003
Get the procrastibation mug.Son: "Mom I don't want to take the trash out right now, I'll do it later"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"
Mother: "Stop your procrasterbation and take the god damn trash out!"
by ShooterXL May 31, 2006
Get the procrasterbation mug.by jamesr669 December 28, 2009
Get the procrasterbation mug.The act of masturbating simply because you are putting something else off.procasterbation is most commonly found when students are doing research or other homework on their computer.
Random Student:"Yeah i just got assigned this huge english paper for monday, but i'm probably going to end up procasterbating the whole time"
Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"
Ted: All that procrasterbation over the weekend really messed me up for his week's exams"
by Swazylandish October 19, 2010
Get the procrasterbation mug.by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010
Get the Procrasterbating mug.n. - the act of two or more people putting off or delaying an unpleasant or unwanted task by masterbating instead. The task can be the same or different for each person and the masterbation can be simultaneous, where by each perosn pleasures him or herself, or shared, whereby each person pleasures another person.
v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)
adv. - mutual procrasterbater
See also procrasterbation
v. - mutual procrasterbating , mutually procrasterbate(d)
adv. - mutual procrasterbater
See also procrasterbation
Juan and Carla did not want to finish their chores, so instead, they engaged in mutual procrasterbation.
Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.
Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
Peggy and her roomate Selma did not want to study for their mid-term, so they decided to mutually procrasterbate.
Sometimes during procrasterbation, Gary becomes bored by himself and invites his friend Omar for mutual procrasterbation.
by Wheredthecheesego? April 11, 2011
Get the Mutual Procrasterbation mug.Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."
Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."
Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.
by forrealz69 March 31, 2010
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