Porridge Wogs

A true term used for scottish people.
According to Nick's grandma.

' the problem with Scotland is, its full of bloody Porridge Wogs.'

by Benjamin (KEEP IT POSITIVE) May 08, 2006

Porridge Wog

Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.

There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.

Whilst the common or garden full size Porridge Wog is an open minded life and soul of the party the Dwarf Porridge Wog never tires of telling you how great Scotchland is yet he never has the decency to bugger off back there and leave us all in peace.

by Daw the Gnaw July 15, 2011

plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.

Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2011

Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my November 29, 2015

Porridge guzzler

the art of swallowing spunk!

Cameron was caught swallowing a queer team members spunk!! What a Porridge guzzler!!!

by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023

Porridge Oats

To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"

"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"

by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018

Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017