porcelain welding

Particularly violent discharge of near liquid feces into the toilet bowl, resulting in a splattering effect around the rear of said bowl. Flushing will not remove this weld splatter, and it becomes dried on and very difficult to clean later. Sometimes under extreme porcelain welding conditions the tank, or wall behind may be hit by the weld splatter.

"Man Steve did some porcelain welding after dinner, Who's gonna clean that up"

by bunyon January 3, 2007

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Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.

Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...

by Apecicle April 12, 2010

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porcelain jesus

Any toilet in which one part takes in excretion.

Ex.

To shit or piss
To throw up

Fuck , did you see Rihanna sucking Charlie Sheens cock on the porcelain jesus? Dude got a blumpkin! LEGENDARY!

by PattyCakes May 3, 2018

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Porcelain Pounder

The act of intercourse with a girl while she is throwing up in a toilet from being too intoxicated.

She was trying to sober up by throwing up a gallon of zima, so I helped her out with a quick porcelain pounder.

by IUPBSN October 4, 2011

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burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

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