poop

A corn log.
Golden brown floater.
Taking the kids to the pool.
losing weight.
A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink.
long range torpedo.

Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.

by Cosmo April 11, 2003

Pooping

The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: Do you mean POOPING?

by me hee hee October 11, 2017

the poop

A less explicit version of "the shit", but with the xact same meaning.

Aww man! That car is THE POOP!

by Lonnie January 21, 2004

Poop

The BEST type of food

I love to eat my poop! It's so yummy!

by Hdhehdhdhdhdhgsukzd December 29, 2016

Pooped-on

When someone gets amazingly owned in a game they REALLY suck at, like Halo 3 or MW2.

"Man, I just got totally pooped-on.!"
"HA! I just pooped-on you, dude!"
"He just got pooped-on, babe."
©Devon Weinstock

by Jull-a-ferd November 16, 2010

poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

by Cortana Dragoon August 26, 2005

poop

(verb) to bend off a usually brown colored mass from the anus.

(noun) The bent off steamy loaf that girl debbie who works at safeway left on your chest last night.

(adj) street slang meaning "cool"

(verb) damn girl, i've gotta poop.

(noun) damn girl, i've got a poop.

(adj) damn girl, you're ass is poop.

by dirty rinaldo February 12, 2004