poodoodle

When you try to poo so hard it comes out your doodle instead.

Harry's got a brown patch on his shorts

Eww he poodoodled.

by Poofan May 1, 2007

poococky

The event where you look down and realize your dick was in her ass the whole time, and she ate chipotle.

Oh ya, oh ya..... ooooooooooo (cumming*) turns on the lights as he goes to the bathroom, "is that corn!?" I just got poococky!

by pat mahcrotch March 8, 2014

poohole paratrooper

someone who takes it up the bumhole

charlie is a top poohole paratrooper.

by james gell February 16, 2007

Poolotai

Someone who poos on the seat of a toilet

Someone who does a poolota

You disgusting Poolotai!!

by Sean Blevins August 10, 2004

poocork

when a man has finished anal sex with any member of society, finishes ejaculating and pulls out his penis, cleans his penis and the "poo" stuck in the eye of the doodle is called a poocork.

When matt had a wee after intercourse, his poocork shot out.

by vikstar August 15, 2007

Poodoo Butter

The aftermath of an extremely beefy fart (preferebly wet)

Damn my ass itches, must be covered in poodoo butter

by Johny_wax-a-twat August 16, 2010

poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012