Pokémon

A video game where you kidnap animals and force them to fight against their will.

I threw a Pokéball at the Pokémon Sprigatito.

by nishijezza October 19, 2023

Pokémon

For people that exist this game is a reminder of the fact that anything can be a waifu or husbando

My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

Pokémon Catching

The sport of kidnapping wild animals, objects and other random shit and stuffing them in your balls, only to force them into fights with other wild shit and other kidnapped’s beasts.

Person A: What is your hobby?
Me :Pokémon Catching

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022

Pokémon

When you poke people's mons

Imma do some Pokémon

by UltimateDoge June 19, 2022

Pokémon B1&W1 Title theme

The best song in the 5th generation of Pokémon

The Pokémon B1&W1 Title theme is incredible

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje April 3, 2022

Pokémon rule

When you hold a leverage towards something you think you can beat, then throw in something you don’t know you can beat

Cody Rhodes was about to challenge Seth Rollins at WrestleMania 40, but turned his back at that match and introduced the Pokémon rule saying “I choose you Roman Reign!”

by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024