Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!

"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

by Otts July 11, 2009

plucking angel's wings

Slang for corrupting an innocent or naive person

I was finally plucking Angel's wings last night after two months whispering my game in her ear. I beat you to it!

by spen53 April 28, 2015

pluckerbomb

The last name of a fucking legend

Jacob pluckerbomb is a fucking lad

by Jakkkkkkkkke August 1, 2017

rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers

A group of hill billy hicks that don't have much intelligence.

Those rocky mountain spotted monkey pluckers couldn't find their way out of a paper bag!

by Babaganoosh September 10, 2005

Pleck

Noun: A person who is (not necessarily in a derogative way) so exceedingly unintelligent that when you talk to them you start to feel like you're talking to an animal that knows how to speak.

"if i'd realized earlier he was a pleck, I would've talked about the weather, not philosophy and science... would've saved me from that awkward silence."

by Trynottalking April 13, 2021

Buck Plucking

When a yankee female moves from up north to the deep south to find her a big, strong, Southern man.

Natalie wanted to get far away from her pussified yankee boyfriend and moved to Greenville, Alabama to go Buck Plucking.

by Wepapersack July 12, 2011

phucktard

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.

He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.

by Varick July 16, 2008