ebonic plague

a linguistic disease that is causing the downfall of society, especially those who use it as a primary language. This disease undermines and devalues important concepts like parenthood by calling the mother of your child, a person with whom the sacred bond of parenthood should be implied a 'baby-momma'

if the ebonic plague continues to spread, our underprivledged have little hope of learning the value of parenthood, sexuality, and hope.

by tbarbos June 19, 2010

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

playground poacher

This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe

by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009

Hippie Death Plague

A virus of sorts that is passed around during the cold season at Simon's Rock College of Bard. Many of the "hippie" students get the Plague.

Crosby Dormitory
Quarantine
Hippie kids with head colds, exclusively at Simon's Rock!!
"Omg, Hippie Death Plague!!"

by SCD September 10, 2007

Plague President

The Trumpster will surely go down in history as the Plague President.

As the Plague President, I feel it is my duty to take hydroxychloroquine!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020

Boobonic Plague

A disease that spreads through airborne contract. Most people are able to avoid the disease but the infected, mostly women, are cursed with massive breasts.

"Damn, did you see that girl?"

"Yeah man, her boobs are HUGE!"

"Yeah, it's like she has the boobonic plague."

by Kovlalani December 30, 2018

playground politics

The unfortunate degradation of political endeavors into a child like stand-off.

The Bush family's playground politics have doomed the United States to stomping on sand castles in Iraq like a chubby, little, bully on the beach.

by Ripley1 January 28, 2007