platypussies

plural of platypus

Wow! Look at all these Platypussies

by Agent.P November 28, 2019

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platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

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Platypoctopus

A mix between a platypus and an octopus. Nobody knows, nor cares how this abomination was created. It has the head of a platypus, and the body of an octopus (tentacles).

Guy1: Hey Guy2! Look what I found! A platypoctopus!
Guy2: Thats a dildo.

by Stapleized June 2, 2022

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Sneaky Platypus

When you sneeze in a females vagina, and it makes her burb.

This action can also be accompanied by your mate saying :
“Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”

by The Scam69 August 4, 2022

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Platypus

A metaphor for something that holds you down.

Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.

by Bman2007 September 9, 2020

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