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platypussies

Wow! Look at all these Platypussies
by Agent.P November 28, 2019
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platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.
"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"
by FossysForehead June 5, 2020
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Platypoctopus

A mix between a platypus and an octopus. Nobody knows, nor cares how this abomination was created. It has the head of a platypus, and the body of an octopus (tentacles).
Guy1: Hey Guy2! Look what I found! A platypoctopus!
Guy2: Thats a dildo.
by Stapleized June 2, 2022
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Sneaky Platypus

When you sneeze in a females vagina, and it makes her burb.
This action can also be accompanied by your mate saying :
Great job dude! You just sneaky platypussed her dirty”
by The Scam69 August 4, 2022
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Platypus

A metaphor for something that holds you down.
Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.
by Bman2007 September 9, 2020
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platypus

What happened when god had an off day.
by wwacker September 25, 2005
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shit the duckbill platypus

to masturbate, specifically a term for male masturbation of oneself
Vin loved to shit the duckbill platypus while watching the news
by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington October 7, 2010
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