terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

ass pincher

An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.

Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!

by hyperass October 21, 2021

purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

Ass Pincher

Someone you know of but never meet who causes money to be charged to you surprisingly and unnecessarily so their identity can be kept a mystery. Often like someone who comes up and pinches you from behind (both of which is surprising and unnecessary.) This is often a way for the middle man to make money off of both parties.

I'm tired of using a middle man. My lawyer needs to give me the number of this ass pincher so we can meet personally and avoid any other charges due to miscommunication.

by MovinMocassins July 1, 2016

Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.

“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”

by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021

flower pincher

pinches your nipples until you get an organism from how much it hurts and squirts

i flower pinched her nipples until she hurt and squirt in my mouth or in anal rectum. im a flower pincher and i love nipples

by boob licker March 16, 2008

Pincher

The Ultimate night out where everyone gets mega drunk.

Referring to Chris Pinchers drunk night out that eventually led to the collapse of the UK Govt Cabinet.

Fancy a Pincher in town tonight?

Mate, last night was a complete Pincher.

by Pandaracer999 July 6, 2022