Pedro Dip

When you open a new tin of chew, and you look inside and see it's not completely filled up, the empty space is where the Mexican worker at the factory took a dip.

"I just got a new tin of cope, Pedro took a fuckin hammer this time, look at the size of that Pedro Dip!"

by Goosenhagen May 4, 2010

Pedronism

One of the world's most dominant religions. This religion is the only religion based on true facts; one might even call it science. It revolves around our mighty god "Pedro", and how his teachings have saved us all.

If you wish to learn more about the truth of the world, you might want to check out the preview version of "The Book of Pedro" which is the Pedronian equivalent of the bible.

Pope Jose I: "My children... Have you danced the macarena with the blood of the border patrol officer yet?"
Children: "Of course, our Pope! Pedronism is the world to live! Long live the churros!"
Pope Jose I: "Make sure to read the Book of Pedro! You can get it at bit.ly/1hnLzMo "

by Pope Jose I May 3, 2014

Pirate's Parrot

surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder

last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head

by moneyshott69 July 10, 2010

Let The Parrot Fly

A violent shit

I ate a chili dog last night and I woke up this morning and immediately had to let the parrot fly.

by Calling Buicks June 2, 2017

parrow

In Barbados a parrow is a homeless person or a vagrant, usually identifies by the phrase “I want a dolla”.

“That parrow that passed here smells really musty”

by kingk03 May 6, 2018

vote for pedro

Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.

Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

by Tronno February 8, 2005

Pedro Martinez

The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)

Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."

by J-Breeze August 12, 2006