penguin

a person who always tells the truth an is cute as fuck.

this guy demi, he is a penguin.

penguin by ibro November 13, 2006

penguin

a fish that looks like a bird. a bird does not swim under water and can usually fly. fish however swim under water and dont fly, just like penguins.

any penguin in the world

penguin by Schaeffer May 22, 2005

Penguin

1)A black&white bird that can`t fly cause` its overwieght and fluffy. Usually found in cold areas of the world.
2)A "pet name" for couples to show that they will be together forever(doubt that.)

Boy:"Did you know that when a Penguin has found it's mate, they stay together for the rest of their lives?"
Girl:"awww.. sniff* will you be my penguin?<3"

OMG! Mom! look at that fat ass Penguin eating the fishes!!

Penguin by yadididigajig December 28, 2005

Penguin

a really bad wingman. A wingman lacking the ability to "fly" and help out his fellow friends.

The ultimate tag of shame that can be place on any human being.

Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.

Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.

Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.

Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses hanging out with you or me.

Guy 1: What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.

Penguin by nottheownerofelka July 6, 2011

Penguin

A type of mint made by ifive brands of Seattle, Washington, and primarily sold in the Northwest United States. Penguin mints set themselves apart from other mints (such as Altoids) by being made with pharmaceutical-grade caffeine. Three Penguin mints have the same caffeine content as one glass of cola.

Man, I'm gonna need to pop some Penguins if I'm gonna party tonight!

Penguin by KinFreon June 1, 2003

penguin

Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.

"Will you be my penguin?"

penguin by ImperfectAngel April 6, 2008

penguin

(n.)
1. A small, fat, flightless bird, commonly known to live in the Antarctic.
2. The mascot of all Linux Distros. Also known as Tux. This was chosen mascot, because while on a trip to a zoo, Linus Torvalds was bitten by a penguin, and he then attributed this to how Linux behaves at times, and hence, it stuck.

That penguin is black and white!
W00t! You know the penguin r0x0r2!

penguin by shinji-kun January 3, 2004