Guy 1: That girl is really hot! Plus, she is smart, funny and
everything else in between. I would like to get to know her better.
Ryan: I'll help you out! I'll do whatever I can to make things work between you two.
Guy 1: Thanks Ryan. You are such a great friend. I just invited her to hang out with me tonight.
Ryan: Great. Well I'm going to invite her to do something completely different, and see if she chooses
hanging out with you or me.
Guy 1:
What the fuck! You are a goddamn penguin.