PBJLBJ

The almighty being named Peanut Butter Jelly LeBron James. While it may not seem like much at first, this individual possesses more power than one could imagine. One may not like LeBron James, however, it is far more difficult to display negative feelings toward the sandwich-athlete. PBJLBJ was popularized in early February of 2020 by an unknown NBATwitter user as the first known supporter of this being. It is said that while only being in recordable existence for a small period of time, the beings energy has been around since ancient times. Legend has it that Jesus gained the ability to rise from the dead through the power of PBJLBJ. While some may not believe in this extraordinary figure, its presence affects each and every one of us every day. From closing your eyes when you sneeze to flinching when an object is thrown at you, PBJLBJ controls and helps you without you even knowing. Many disbelievers say that this god-like force is a made up phenomenon used to persuade the average citizen into Bronsexuality, however, this theory is false and has no way of being proven inside federal court. As of this time, PBJLBJ supporters are working towards registering a religion and place of worship for the culture of belief.

Moses summons the power of PBJLBJ to split the sea.
PBJLBJ granted 3 wishes to the German painter, as this young individual was the first to stumble upon the sandwich in over 1,000 years.

by ThotCare February 8, 2020

Pb&j

Fucking a girl anally then pulling a poo cock out and sticking in her period vagina

My wife loves a Pb&j monthly

by Warrday October 1, 2020

pb&j pasta

nutritional unit frankensteined together when there's no snacks left in the fridge

Microwaved, pb&j pasta steaming before her: "I regret my choices."

by bathroomwriter April 20, 2021

Toilet PB&J

When you poop on your period.

Omg Francis is making a toilet PB&J

by Lehp_71 May 25, 2021

9-way PB&J

A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!

I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.

by finallygettingpublished September 19, 2020

PB & J

personal blunt & joint.

I'll have both types of PB & J please. Yes, the sandwich and the weed.

by divinedevotion April 21, 2011

PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.

My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"

by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011