Paddle Axe

Any video game paddle belonging to Next Gen consoles like XBOX 360 and PS3.

Give me the paddle axe.
Anyone seen my wireless paddle axe?

by Adam Duguay February 18, 2008

goo paddle

When a guy ejaculates in his hand and smacks a girl across the face like a paddle.

After I nutted I hit that bitch with a goo paddle.

by Jumpoff A Bridge Mixtape!! May 21, 2008

muff paddling

Inserting your fingers into a girl's vagina and moving them around swiftly, in a paddling motion.

"Dude, how far did you get with that girl last night? Did you go muff paddling?"

by Fratty Dan April 12, 2006

Fuck Paddle

Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's
self to sustain an erection.

Pass me the fuck paddle, i'm starting to look like a wind sock.

by Steph Normandeau January 15, 2005

doggy paddling

Perfomed while engaged in intercourse with a female, or largely breasted male. As you thrust, you repeatedly slap the breasts of the reciever while bending your wrists, similiar to the doggy paddle used while swimming.

Charlie Leland was doggy paddling the crap out of that obese tranny last night.

by JewishCornbread July 17, 2009

Paddle Sex

Using a paddle instead of a dick for anal. Paddle Sex occurs when the back paddler is passing up their paddle to the front person and goes into the persons anus. The person giving the paddle to the other can twist it for pleasure or push it in deeper if the other person is horny.

Michael: You wanna change paddles?

Shelby: Sure!
*OW! That hurts! Wait....go harder!*

Michael: I hope you liked paddle sex! Now it's my turn.

by Sara Mindell January 28, 2009

Paddle Slap

To be slapped with a paddle.

To be slapped in the face with a tool that is used for pushing against liquids, either as a form of propulsion in a boat or as an implement for mixing.

When somebody takes the paddle from a boat or canoe and uses it as a weapon to slap someone's face with.

When an open hand slap is not even nearly or close enough to what the slappee deserves!

In the women's rowing team at the Athens Olympics a girl who is now called 'Lay Down Sally' copped a monstrous paddle slap from team-mate Catriona for costing the Australian team a gold medal. It's not known how much dental work is needed to fix her jaw.

Mike and Grady got in a paddle slap fight down on the river when they got into a fight over a girl named Slita.

It's alleged that Britany went out and bought a paddle to slap the shit out of her best friend Hilda for cheating with her boyfriend.

by The Moody Poet January 23, 2007