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Optimus 9

Referring to The Popular AutoBot Optimus Primes 9 foot solid steel Cock.
If ever there were a porno spoof of The Transformers, Optimus 9 could be used as a Porn name. Also Bumble 3 fits into the same category (AutoBot Bumble Bees short 3 foot cock, But with substantial girth)
Man did you see how Optimus 9 Strait ripped that pussy up
by Elkrockadrillits February 28, 2011
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binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.
I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!
by Skate finder April 22, 2021
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Optimus

The brand name Radio Shack used for most of there electronics sold from the early 1990's until late 2002 when radio shack changed over to name brands Such as RCA, Sony, Pioneer, etc...
Hey Brotha..., Radio Shack has a huge sale on most of there Optimus Stereo/Amplifiers, TV's, CD Players, Cassette Players, Turntables, etc...

Ight Dogg, It's still Realistic but I can dig that brand...
by Ravpaq October 6, 2006
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optimus prime

Damn optimus prime feels good on my clit

ya i use clit stimulation and I have never orgasmed during sex!
by L.S.K. (little stoner kid!) October 1, 2008
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optimus prime

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.
by josh March 9, 2004
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THE Optimus Prime

While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.
The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
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OPtimus-JD

Once just a normal everyday kind of guy. One day he was given the matrix of leadership from Optimus Prime and his life has never been the same. Optimus-JD fights for the rights of all pie loving beings everywhere as "Pie is the right of all sentient beings".
Optimus-JD rules.
by JD September 2, 2003
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