Opportunity

America’s way of saying minimun wage

America: Here is your opportunity job!
Me: I can’t wait to get my first jo-
America: Of 1 dollar a week
*Sigh*

by Some guy browsing in urban dic March 05, 2023

opportunity

You know when life gives you lemons...

Given the opportunity id probably bang Kim K

by GOD of DOGS November 10, 2017

Opportunity Roulette

Used in a business context. Contacting a lead that you think may be open to the idea of purchasing the products or services your business sells, but having no idea whether they are in a position to do so right now, or if your business is even in the conversation.

I'm going to spend the morning playing opportunity roulette with the lost leads from last month.

by KnightSmithJones April 18, 2023

Capitalize on your opportunity

When you have a opportunity to get some capitilize

Boy 1: Man this Sandra's best friend told me that she wants to date me

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity

Boy 1: But I like Sandra

Boy 2:Capitalize on your opportunity

by monkeyboi69 January 23, 2025

Skindow of Opportunity

When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.

Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.

by Roadhouse2769 November 22, 2016

Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 23, 2019

Opportunity Wall

A wall of NFT listings keeping numba from going up. Not always gud for floor brice, but lets degen enthusiasts fill their bags at a known brice for a period of time before the wall crumbles and the moon mission ensues.

Damn, big opportunity wall for ABC and SMB rn, but the community and I still have strong conviction about the project long-term. Hope my frens help us take down this wall so we can keep pammmpin our bags.

by JPEG Enjoyoooor November 30, 2023