munch

the very own brand of everything is gay™

“how are you on the fine day before munchday”
“i’m doing very munchy”

by nickleqt February 18, 2018

munched

A particularly bad and dangerous football tackle

Did you see tha game last night? Dion Dublin munched Robie Saveage real good!

by Alex and Rob March 04, 2003

Munch

A meaningless makeout

Jackie: There's too many people in this bed
Face: Jackie, Shutup and MUNCH!

by 2nd Semester Seniors March 22, 2009

Munch

Listless, lacking initiative, goals, aspirations. Soulless. Without drive or determination.

That munch Ronald has been in there playing video games for days.

He's such a munch, he never leaves the house.

by Crunchamunch March 14, 2021

Munches

Munches is the name given for two people who will always love and about each other. They are good friends who will always remain in one another's lives no matter what. Munches have an unspoken bond and connection that will last them a life time and their love will spand any distance.

Those two Munches are lucky to have each other.

by Jambie January 13, 2015

Munch

When a girl accidentally bites off a chunk of your cock during a bj.

Girl: “Wanna have sex.”
Guy: “Definitely not.”
Girl: “Why?”
Guy: “because last time you munched me.”
Girl: “It was an accident!”
Guy: “One that’s never going to happen again.”

by Doubletrouble89 February 05, 2018

munch

A character from BBC2 sitcom 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'. Only appeared recently, and is considered annoying by the other characters from the show.

"You only came to the pub to get away from Munch, didn't you?!"

by Jon K January 10, 2004