Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

by Adg623 April 24, 2018

off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

haddabadda grid

Haddabadda grid; girl got some tities

Man she’s got a haddabadda grid

by Spudwinkle Magiliguty May 26, 2021

Grid

A personalised network of everyone that a person knows. Typically, an individual’s Grid has them in the center. People who are closer to the middle mean more to that person than people who are further away.

Jeremy’s Grid only has 6 people in it. Therefore, it should be deemed on honor to be on his Grid.

by Jay Scheme December 14, 2020

Grids

An abbreviation of Grandkids (Grandchildren)

"I love being a Grandfather but after babysitting the Grids , I'm knackered for days!"

by 2DI4 November 12, 2021

Natty Grid

Slang term for the electric/gas company National Grid

"My power went out!"
"Did you call Natty Grid yet?"

by Dunkle69 November 16, 2020

Off-the-Grid Starfish

a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male

I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!

by oilyotter December 13, 2021