Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

Birch

A word made by a 5 yr old girl with -100 IQ trying to social but didn’t succeed since she’s immature and childish who only know how to watch peppa pig and drink milk

You birch

by charxcharlotte January 4, 2020

On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

Birch

the coolest fuckin person on the planet, very swaggy and epic, complete baddie, pulls all men and women alike, birch is the best friend u will ever meet, no lie, great at Yu-Gi-Oh and very attractive, birch is perfect in every way.

A: Is that Birch?
B: Yep look how cool they are

by soybean112 January 30, 2022

Birch

Birch is the nice way of calling your friend a bitch.

You: sup bro
your friend: sup birch

Or...
Your Friend: Ohmygosh did you hear about Britney?
You: spill the tea
Your friend: She is such a birch........

by That Bish November 28, 2019

Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015