Beatzing off

The act of touching oneself in a private area whilst thinking about the DJ MR.Beatz

"I was a touch lonely last night so I ended up just beatzing off on my own."

by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020

beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

i love to beat off in wierd places

by rhcpgod August 12, 2003

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

by andy1 May 24, 2005

beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

Beats me Off

Answer to a question that you have no idea how to answer.

A-How did that pine cone basket get there?
B-Beats me off.

by hotstuff babee March 31, 2008

Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

by tha ingram July 2, 2004

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008