accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

help i accidentally

The bane of memes

Me: *types help i accidentally*
Google Recommendations: help i accidentally joined the italian mafia

by what king October 4, 2021

accidental wookie

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

by sintralkai April 19, 2016

Accidental gay nut

When you nut to a seemingly hot chick only to realize it was a dude

"DUDE you're so gay you masturbate to males"
"Bro I thought it was a chick, it was an accidental gay nut"

by idiotperson February 28, 2017

Accidentally

adverb: by mistake, unintentional

verb: the whole thing

person1: I accidentally the whole bottle.
person 2: What?
Person1: You know when you and then the bottle gets stuck?
Person1: oh wow, that sucks man.

by Kaplowawow December 17, 2008

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013

Accidental comedy

When a horror movie is so bad, it becomes funny.

Aaron: hey, have you seen Darkness Falls?

Tiffany: no, what was it like?

Aaron: it was an accidental comedy.

by Behemothjackal July 5, 2010