obsessed

1. Loving to the point of maybe even stalking.

2. Thinking only about one thing.

Spreading the word of the wonderful New York Dolls to everyone in your life.

mak: HEY, WHO'VE YOU TOLD ABOUT OUT BOYS LATELY?

kim: MY ENGLISH TEACHER, BOYFRIEND, AND ORTHODONTIST!

mak: WHAT'D THEY SAY? WILL THEY CHECK OUT SOME SONGS?

kim: MY BOYFRIEND TOLD ME I'M TOO obsessed WITH THE DOLLS. AND HE BROKE UP WITH ME.

by Sylvainia August 4, 2008

Obese

A state in which a previously fat person crosses over into requiring a disability scooter to move more than 15ft.

Look at that obese fucker, didn't he realize he was fat and stop eating before he required a mobility scooter

by VanNostrilBoy April 8, 2010

Obeseiditis

obese-eh-die-tis
the disease of being tremendously fat. this term is usually used to gain sympathy for ones self.
excuses, excuses=

"woah your a fat ass!!!"

"its not my fault i have obeseiditis"

"oh i am so sorry!!!heres a twinkie!"

"thank you that helps so much!!"

by boney_babes December 25, 2007

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017

Play the Hobo Oboe

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.

Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.

by Alan the Bwang August 20, 2008

Oboe

An awesome woodwind instrument which the whole orchestra tunes to. Produces a beautiful pure sound usually meant for slow sad pieces but sometimes for light and quick pieces.

I play the oboe

by wizaloopxxx March 3, 2015

obesity

fat

for obesity see; Sharon Muxworthy

by filfy1988 January 13, 2009