Death by orthopedic surgery. Generally occurs when ortho takes a poorly selected geriatric patient to the operating room for fixation.
This 87 year old patient was taken for femur fixation and coded on post op day 1. Another clear cut orthocution.
by TraumaDoc May 18, 2022
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A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.
Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.
Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.
Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"
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Get the Orthodonculous mug.Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?
Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the ortographobia mug.abraviation for orthodontist. (dental work)
by baby-girl69 November 19, 2003
Get the ortho mug.Refers to an admission that ends up on the medicine service because the ortho resident is either (a) too lazy, (b) doesn't know how to manage blood pressure and diabetes, or (c) doesn't want to do an H&P and discharge summary
I have an ortho dump for you. 39 year old female with hip fracture. Ortho wants medicine to admit because she may have medical problems but they're not sure
by Dr. Feelgood2010 November 26, 2010
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Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
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