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Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.
Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!
by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023
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telly

yo bro I flew this bitch in from out of state and fucked her in the telly
by outbowed August 16, 2022
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Telly 11

by Debskelly1985 July 23, 2023
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Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
by sproates April 29, 2021
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telly teletubby

someone who tells someone else's business
"Telly teletubby tell me, hit me on my celly celly" - Devonta

Why are you such a telly teletubby?

Alright everyone, here comes the telly teletubby don't say anything you don't want spilled.
by Da Avatar November 7, 2019
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tellie

a tellie is the most amazing couple you can find they always have something to talk about and always have inside jokes like a rusty sippy cup but, overall they would be the couple to get married when they are older. they are also a weird couple to handle cause they have their goofy moments at times but they have great bonding skills
tellie is so cute- georgia
by tegan56 June 8, 2020
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tally telly

Oh, oh, oh, laugh from your belly when checking the tally telly.
by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008
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