A seemingly mundane, yet ironical occurrence in everyday life that you could imagine being on an episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.
You could also imagine the situation occurring on an episode of Seinfeld.
I had a curb situation today at the craft store today. Here's what happened:
Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"
Customer in craft store: "Where are your yardsticks?"
Craft store employee: "We don't sell yardsticks."
Customer: "What? What kind of craft store doesn't sell yardsticks? This is insane!"
by Adam Stratton July 11, 2007
Get the curb situationmug. Occurs during doggie-style sex when the man is thrusting vigorously into the woman's vagina, then abruptly pulls out and jabs his penis in her anus. The "curb" in this case is the woman's perenium (or "taint"). If the woman complains, the mans feigns innocence and claims it was an accident.
Last night my old lady said she didn't want anal, so I just jumped the curb.
If you jump the curb enough, your girlfriend will figure out you're doing it intentionally.
If you jump the curb enough, your girlfriend will figure out you're doing it intentionally.
by Big J-Loc November 21, 2005
Get the jump the curbmug. by Rock Skipper May 25, 2006
Get the kicked to the curbmug. Your gooey insides that remain on the pavement after you have been hit by car, bus or horse-drawn carriage.
One day you're walking down the street, going to your girlfriend's, and the next thing you know...POW! you're curb snot!
by Pedro North Pole April 13, 2009
Get the curb snotmug. An exciting event that involves the left overs from a yard sale that are now free. also makes for a great insult.
by dontUwish2 July 14, 2010
Get the Curb Alertmug. The feeling that you must remove some of the alcoholic bottles/cans from your recycling bin because you fear the neighbors reaction to the amount collected since last Monday morning and today is Thursday.
Husband: Wow, I didn't realize we drank so many beers during the week. Half the recycling is bottles.
Wife: Why don't you take some of them to the grocery store recycling, I can't handle the curb shame from the older neighbors who walk their dogs by the house early in the morning.
Wife: Why don't you take some of them to the grocery store recycling, I can't handle the curb shame from the older neighbors who walk their dogs by the house early in the morning.
by mixgochix October 5, 2011
Get the Curb Shamemug. n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.
Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
by The Atomic Pun July 14, 2009
Get the Curb Douchemug.