Shit On My Ass

Shit On My Ass (etymology: Mod. English; portmaneau of the phrases "shit" and "ass," with "on my" forming the liaison) is a vulgar phrase expressing an utter discontent in an occurence, (e.g. where the conjuction "Shit!" would be used). Offshoots may include: shit on my dick, shite on my arse, holy shit on my ass, and the extremely long "piece of shit motherfucker on my ass."

Teacher: You failed the test, Stan.

Stan: Shit on my ass!

Brittany: I'm cheating on you, Stan.

Stan: You piece of shit motherfucker on my ass!

by ceaseanddesistsir April 9, 2010

shit-on-a-stick

Expression of dissapointment or frustration.

aw, shit-on-a-stick!

by Alan L December 6, 2003

Shit on Wheels

A word to describe arrogant people who are popular and think they're cool but actually impaired intelligence.

Shit on Wheels: ''I'm cool. Screw You.''
Normal person: ''You shit on wheels.''

by reaos June 11, 2007

shit on rye

1. Expression used when someone can't decide what they want to eat after being offered several other options
2. Also a book title: Shit on Rye 501 things women say and what they really mean

Do you want pizza? A turkey sandwich? Shit on rye?

by DaniHeartbreaker April 23, 2010

shit on a cat

To be upset with someone and tell them to leave you alone or piss off.

David: I wonder where he is. Scotty: I don’t think the grinch has forgiven us yet. David: oh he can go shit on a cat.

by Natertaterz January 23, 2018

Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!

“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
“National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”

by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019