Ofference

Used when someone wants to offer something to another.

Ex. “I am in ofference to give you these box of chocolates, on this fine Valentine’s Day.”

by Arcader March 17, 2021

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Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

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Offered

I wasn't offered anything. The YouTube freaks offered me a job kind of but that SEEMS TO BE only to get away with not paying for services rendered. If you offered or paid anyone, it was not me. Depending on who you offered or paid, they may know who I am. YOU likely know they are not me.

Hym "If you offered anyone anything, expecting to offer it or pay me, bring them before me and get them on camera ON YouTube (in either order) because they are not me. It's not an ethos. These people are not the same and if they are, it is because you are doing the same thing to them that you are doing to me. There is no one who should be speaking for me. Anyone who would try to knows that they shouldn't be doing it and are doing it anyway explicitly because they think they are better than someone they are not better than. And, as I've said before, it is going to affect you before it affects me until what is happening to me stops affecting me."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

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alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.

Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"

by QuacksO June 7, 2021

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