you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.

Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

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Novel Film

A film made directly from a novel.

Little Children, It, and Hunger Games are all great examples of novel films.

by Oneironauts July 28, 2012

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Commonly known as a fictitious prose narrative of book length, typically representing character and action with some degree of realism. But in regards to the human name, Novels are filled with action, truth and organization that could never be matched. Commonly the life of the party and the master of domestic beers (dilly’s preferred but no judgement). Novels are loyal to those they love and will legitimately ruin any life that hurts said loved ones. Prefers early 90s country music but will groove to Welcome to Chilis. Usually always has some random pasta salad and Buffalo dip for a tailgate party that is most likely in a barn. Will fix anything that’s broken with various types of tape. A bad ass sister who knows the entire Dixie chicks anthology. Beautiful inside and out.

HEY NOVEL GRAB ME A SUNNY D AND A ULTRA

by BeamNcreams November 23, 2021

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Novel

Commonly known as a fictitious prose narrative of book length, typically representing character and action with some degree of realism. But in regards to the human name, Novels are filled with action, truth and organization that could never be matched. Commonly the life of the party and the master of domestic beers (dilly’s preferred but no judgement). Novels are loyal to those they love and will legitimately ruin any life that hurts said loved ones. Prefers early 90s country music but will groove to Welcome to Chilis. Usually always has some random pasta salad and Buffalo dip for a tailgate party that is most likely in a barn. Will fix anything that’s broken with various types of tape. A bad ass sister who knows the entire Dixie chicks anthology. Beautiful inside and out.

HEY NOVEL GRAB ME A SUNNY D AND A ULTRA

by BeamNcreams November 23, 2021

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Throw the novel in the trash

A way to say that something that’s shit is shit, even if you worked really hard on it.

David: “Hey Gordon, check out this short film I made!”
Gordon: *watches short film*
David: “So what did you think?”
Gordon: “Throw the novel in the trash.”

by TheR0B0TNinja February 28, 2023

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